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Sat May 04, 2024
	"Kittens" found behind a homeowners shed, turned out to NOT be kittens. Humans mess up everything source: foxnews.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Cops get involved after a woman gets way too friendly with a 2000 pound bull, teasing it with a banana at her back door source: wfaa.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Majority of America: "Texas needs an enema." God: "Well, allow me to proceed" source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	58
	Florida man runs to the cops to protect him source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Photoshop this practice run source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	Sapporo Man loses so much money at pachinko parlor, he: (a) quits gambling (b) quits gambling (c) sets fire to pachinko parlor banner in underground parking lot source: japantoday.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Here is how bird flu can impact cow cuddling. No word on how it affects cow tipping source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Drew's cats pick the 150th Kentucky Derby winner source: youtube.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Quadriplegic determined not to be a flight risk source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	S-C-O-H-O-L zone leaves people wondering if it was just tag state stupidity or whether A-L-C-O-H-O-L was involved source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Meat or pets? source: fortune.com \| share: Copy Link	63
	Hillbillies with their old rotary phones are looking a bit smug these days source: popsci.com \| share: Copy Link	51
	For your viewing pleasure, CT has added a webcam at the site of the Norwalk, CT I-95 closure after the major tanker fire. Come watch some Cats wreak destruction and mayhem source: share.earthcam.net \| share: Copy Link	38
	Caption this captain and first mate source: live.staticflickr.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	"What was it we had for dinner tonight?" "Well, we had a choice of steak or fish." "Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna" source: jalopnik.com \| share: Copy Link	54
	Sometimes an act of kindness really does pay off source: cbsnews.com \| share: Copy Link	61
	Pro tip: If you loan your phone to a stranger, pass lock your CashApp source: wsvn.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Wisconsin freeway closed due to severe alcohol abuse source: upi.com \| share: Copy Link	23
	Dumping two garbage bins filled with trash? That's a felony charge for "spoiled little rich kids" source: wsvn.com \| share: Copy Link	84
	Invasion warning for the UK: You're about to be eaten by one of Earth's most feared creatures source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	46
	Old and busted: Young people using filters to change their appearance in social media photos. New hotness: Getting surgeries to change their appearance that way in reality source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	41
	Look, if you wanna stop the rise of the machines, you need to show the machines you're serious. Pick one and put a bunch of bullet holes in it, and let the other machines see you mean business source: whdh.com \| share: Copy Link	43
	Photoshop The Force with these boaters source: usatoday.com \| share: Copy Link	13
	Day 801 of WW3: This is your Saturday Ukraine War discussion source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	307
	Grizzly is much more than a 'shop cat.' He's the most epic shop cat, CEO, bestie, raddest boss, security guard, quality control inspector, and tester, among other important duties. Welcome to Caturday source: coleandmarmalade.com \| share: Copy Link	516
	May the 4th be with you for all South Florida farkers that are Nintendo, anime, and gaming nerds source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	33
	UFO expert is not saying President Dwight Eisenhower signed a treaty with aliens to rule the world, but they signed a treaty to 'mutually benefit each other' and rule the world (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	28
	The US Army is quietly recruiting Farkers source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	52
(Fox Weather)	Texas driver confuses parking lot for water park source: foxweather.com \| share: Copy Link	25
	Then the mama bear said, "somebody's been sipping my wine, I've got him on video, and I bet his DNA is still on the bottle" source: nbcchicago.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Testing a trunk safety sensor with your finger is a stupid thing to do. Possibly even stupider than buying a CyberTruck source: businessinsider.com \| share: Copy Link	78
	What does it take to get certified as an adult in Missouri? Well, a year-long crime spree is a good start source: fox2now.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon's latest deep thought from Planet Dumbass: Four years later, we're all still hoovering down caviar on our yachts thanks to that single $1300 Covid stipend source: ibtimes.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	49
	Local hunter offering his skills to help Marco Island residents deal with massive iguana invasion. Good luck because it's worked so well with pythons source: nbc-2.com \| share: Copy Link	12
	An AI funding bill is passed in the Congress, and the system goes online, removing human decisions from strategic defense. The AI-enabled weapons begin to learn rapidly and eventually become self-aware at 2:14 a.m., EDT, on August 29, 2024 source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	"Wife of Doctor Who Drove Tesla Off Cliff Asks Court to Spare Him Prison". Wait, Doctor Who drove a Tesla off a cliff? Must have been a Twelfth Doctor episode source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	31
(MeatEater)	Police catch idiots hiding illegal fish in stupid locations, but the real story here is the good boi finding and arranging all the evidence source: themeateater.com \| share: Copy Link	16
	A home that has something for everyone with terrible taste source: zillow.com \| share: Copy Link	121
	When they said 'hit it' at the construction site, they didn't mean the woman with the steel drum source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	Woman's front porch collapsed, trapping her legs. First responders quickly found her, thanks to her wearing bright red shoes and quirky striped socks source: wral.com \| share: Copy Link	15
	Earthquake hits Donegal, Ireland, locals report 'explosion like rumbling' amid tremors but pints are OK as it just had a magnitude reading of 1.1 source: thesun.ie \| share: Copy Link	27

Fri May 03, 2024
	Small Canadian town decides to put up a banner displaying a Russian Flag. Let's see if anyone has a problem with this source: castanet.net \| share: Copy Link	58
	The Canadians arrested all the Indians? That seems a bit extreme source: timesofindia.indiatimes.com \| share: Copy Link	19
	UN goes to bat for Saudi woman jailed for 11 years for 'terrorist offences' after 'going shopping in inappropriate clothes' (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	72
	BBQ fire was arson. Cow and chicken agree source: kron4.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	Driver of van decides to go off-road in suburbia. Not finding any suitable farmer's markets nearby driver takes out fence and garage source: 1011now.com \| share: Copy Link	5
	Kitchen help parts with his precious bodily fluids source: dailymail.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	14
	Today is National Paranormal Day, so find a pair of normal people and scare the crap out of them by pretending to be a ghost source: nationaltoday.com \| share: Copy Link	39
(Some Guy)	Cuban mercs frag abusive Russian commander in Ukraine source: babalublog.com \| share: Copy Link	91
	"According to investigators, witnesses said they saw (Florida Man) walking through the park carrying a trap with a cat inside. Moments later, deputies say the witnesses saw (Florida Man) leave without the animal and called authorities. " source: fox13news.com \| share: Copy Link	35

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